Welcome to


I make and sell crocheted vulvas. My website does not contain nudity (aside from a single artist's rendering of female anatomy)
but it does contain pictures of vagina-inspired crafts, so if you're not comfortable with that sort of thing, or if you're at work,
you might not want to enter the site.

For those who are okay with needlework naughty bits...



Our main inspiration is Audrey Hollander