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How to order
  1. First, decide which style of vulva you want. Standard or Mini-gina?
  2. Select color of hair and skin from the drop-down menu.
  3. Select add-ons (if any) by clicking, or holding the Control button and clicking to select multiple options. (Some may affect price.)
  4. Click the "Add to Cart" button.
  5. You may choose to continue shopping or check out. If you'd like to check out, select your payment method, then follow the on-screen directions.

Alternatively...for custom orders:

  1. If you have a vulva-themed custom crochet order - for example, if you'd like to know if I can crochet you a vagina-shaped tea cozy - then go to the custom orders page.
  2. Fill out your contact information, taking care to ensure your email is correct, and describe in as much detail as possible what you're looking for.
  3. I will respond to your email within two business days to let you know if your custom order is plausible and what it might cost. This is in no way an obligation for you to buy.
  4. If you agree to my ballpark figure for the cost, I will create the item and send you photos of the finished product, along with final payment information if you decide you want the item. The final cost will not be more than the estimate, except in very rare cases.
  5. If you like the item, pay me according to the emailed instructions. If you don't want the item, I will sell it on eBay. Somebody will probably want it!

Note that if your custom order is inordinately large or costly, I may ask you to sign a binding contract, so I don't end up with a thousand lime green vulvas I then can't get rid of.

That's it! Easy as pie. Fur pie. Ha ha ha.


Ways To Pay
I accept PayPal, personal checks and WELL-CONCEALED cash.

To pay by PayPal (preferred):
I am PayPal verified. Select "PayPal" on the payment screen. It will send you to, where it will ask you to log in. After you log in, it will tell you your payment will be sent to [email protected]. (You may need to tell PayPal that yourself, if it asks for my email address - just cut and paste from the previous sentence.) Follow the on-screen instructions at PayPal. **NOTE** My business is known as Becki's Crocheted Delights on Paypal. That's out of courtesy to you, so you don't end up with the word "Crotch" on your credit card statement. Just letting you know that "Becki's Crocheted Delights" and "" are one and the same!

To pay by personal check or money order:
Make out your checks to Becki Lee (please note the spelling!). You may put "Crocheted items" in the Memo blank, if you like. Note: all personal checks will be held for five days prior to shipment.

To pay by cash:
Send cash at your own risk, and enclose it in several pieces of folded paper. This is the most dangerous way to send it. If your cash gets lost in the mail, or stolen before it gets to me, there's nothing you or I can do about it - I can't send you your vagina. So be careful, and only use this method of payment as a last resort!


Why Are Your Vaginas So Expensive?
Because they take a long time to make! The standard-sized ones take about an hour, and the mini-ginas take a half hour each. That's a lot of made-with-love handcrafted crocheting. When you take out the PayPal fees and the web hosting fees and the cost of the yarn and other various business costs, I'm really working for close to minimum wage. I'm trying to keep the cost down, but as demand increases I'll have to adjust my prices accordingly. I'm trying to keep them as cheap as possible for you all!