Very clever. You found the easter egg.

This is me:

Yep. I crochet vaginas for a living.

Actually, I'm a student at Salisbury University double majoring in English and Gender Studies, with a minor in Communications transferring to Towson University next fall to finish my degree in journalism, with any luck. I spend the rest of my time working a full-time job in relatively blissful anonymity.

Feel free to email me. I heart email.

And if you really feel like stalking me, I have a livejournal, too. So much for anonymity, eh?