Shipping is FREE. For now. Enjoy it while you can.
The alternate, more socially acceptable name for my business is "Becki's Crocheted Delights." If you pay through PayPal, that name will come up instead of "CrochetMyCrotch.com." That's out of courtesy to you, so you don't end up with the word "Crotch" on your credit card statement. Also, the return address on all packages I send out is from "Becki's Crocheted Delights." So: "Becki's Crocheted Delights" and "CrochetMyCrotch.com" are one and the same.
It takes time to crochet these vaginas. Please be patient! It may take several days to crochet your order.
I will email you when I ship out your vagina. I ship via United States Postal Service.
If any of the knots in your vagina ever become undone, ship it back to me and I will gladly replace it. Email me and I'll give you further information.